I'm voting republican

I'm voting Republican because I believe the government can successfully spend high interest borrowed money like a drunken sailor and my children will be all the better for it.

I'm voting Republican because secrecy in law enforcement is good for me and my family.

I'm voting Republican because I believe it is right to occupy other nations with military force, kill their leaders, and build permanent military bases.

I'm voting Republican because I believe that years of scientific proof of catastrophic climate change should not persuade me give up my truck, even if my children will pay the price.

I'm voting Republican because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us which citizens we should put to death, even though everyone knows they sometimes execute the wrong person.

I'm voting Republican because I trust the corporations of the world to do the right thing, not take advantage of the working poor, and work for the good of all even if it means fewer profits.

I'm voting Republican because I don’t trust judges whom elect to exercise constitutional checks and balances over law enforcement and law makers.

I'm voting Republican because I believe that if we make everyone in the world hate us, when they come over here with military grade weaponry I will be able to shoot them all with the handguns and hunting rifles in my house.

I'm voting Republican because I believe the government should decide who I have sex with, and that if my sex life doesn’t suit them they should be able to arrest me and throw me in jail.

I'm voting Republican because I believe Big Oil will work hard to help us solve our addiction to oil.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?